quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

I get really pissed at people who say shitty things and bring down your good mood and when you point stuff out to them they act like some smart ass and they try to cover it up.

I just found 2 euros laying on a table in the middle of the hallway.

i-am-in-your-fandom:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

omg dying

rabioheab:

grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people